Love Yourself
I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.
my heart (via ispeakquotes)
Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

aconnormanning:

lolo9000:

I’m a shark

SHARK PUPPY BABY

MUCH SHARKE
SUCH JAWS
WOW

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

aconnormanning:

lolo9000:

I’m a shark

SHARK PUPPY BABY

MUCH SHARKE

SUCH JAWS

WOW

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon